Most contemporary theologians consider Aphrodite to be a rather tepid sex god: conventionally attractive libidinous cis-het woman, married to a much-maligned man who doesn’t mind. The candles burning at her altar are all scented rich vanilla.

Etkar is a sex god for connoisseurs. Slather your body in sacramental paint, prostrate yourself (yourselves) with an unambiguous, enthusiastic yes, and they may grant you a good time.