A spry, mirthful deity, the Porcine Mash Note is a god of joyous coincidence and serendipitous encounters. Unlike many gods, the Porcine Mash Note specifically disavows sacrifice and will accept no offering of bone or blood or even sweat. However, their bestowal of favors is not entirely fortuitous — rather than the logic of scales, the Porcine Mash Note appears enamored with the principle of merry-go-rounds. Those who walk the world with kindness are likely to greet kindness in return.